Jan
12
Nature’s Platform – Basically, you have all been pooping incorrectly. This device will rectify that situation and get your bowels moving properly. “Recommended by doctors and yoga teachers for easier and more complete elimination.” I share this Godzilla haiku, but I know the true depth of its meaning is lost on you plebeians: The Mathroom …
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Jan
11
Sorry, a lot of these are old, but the knowledge dump at the new job is staggering. I have 4 days to absorb 9 years worth of accumulated data and projects. But at least I’ll have my VERY OWN cubicle…after the other guys moves his stuff out of it. Maybe. Will you survive the zombie …
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Jan
10
Bourne RiverStar – Backpack-sized hydroelectric generator Japanese death trucks – OK, I know this one is a little old, but I’m trying to ease into this daily posting thing. Essentially, the Animal Control people in Japan have these trucks with airtight cages. They put stray animals in them and then flood the cage with carbon …
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Jan
03
…I really, really want this. Spirit Trees Essentially, this is a planter for a tree. It has some nutrients embedded in a matrix of coconut shells for support, and you set it on the ground, water it, and grow a tree. The twist here is that it was also designed to hold the cremated remains …
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