Nature’s Platform – Basically, you have all been pooping incorrectly. This device will rectify that situation and get your bowels moving properly. “Recommended by doctors and yoga teachers for easier and more complete elimination.”
I share this Godzilla haiku, but I know the true depth of its meaning is lost on you plebeians:
The Mathroom – Passive-agressive story problems
Just a standard Rubiks’ Cube, but instead of colors, the sides are in Braille – Solving this is probably what having an aneurism feels like.